(By the way, in case you didn't notice, this is a joke
and to our knowledge, nobody named Phatz Ignacious Gunther Stompehr ever
existed. Allthough we do have this photo which proves that SOMEONE during
WWI was pretty good at killing them pigs.) |
Pictured left is Phatz Ignacious Gunther Stompehr. Line unit soldier
for the Swedish Imperial Army at the time of this photo. Later he would
become the CO of the Stompehr wing of the Swedish Imperial Hunt Fighting
Corps. More famous for adapting the Swiss Army Knife to include a swizzel
stick, Phatz (Called Iggy by his friends) became the preeminent power in
the air over Switzerland. Making them all squeeeeal, one pig at a time. Stompehr
was killed in action somewhere over Cherborg. Controversy surrounds his
death. While some claim that empty beer cans were found in the wreckage
and that his death was due to drunkiness, others refuse to believe it was
anything but server lag. |
